Henry Cavill picked up some random girls in London, still seems kind of awkward

June 2024 · 2 minute read

Here are some photos of Henry Cavill leaving Bodo’s Schloss in London in the early hours Saturday morning. He’d been to the same London club two nights in a row, and he was seen with the same girl both times. I’m including the one half-profile shot we have of her, but you can see much clearer shots of the girl (and her friend) here at The Mail. According to the Mail, Henry left the club with the two girls around 4 am Saturday. Here’s what I want to know: threesome? Is that who Henry Cavill is? Is he the guy who hits and quits it with a cute TV girl and then flies off to London for some “home turf” low-hanging fruit, a threesome with some local girls?

You know what else is interesting? The one girl that Henry was seen with on two consecutive nights looks a lot like Kaley Cuoco. Like, if Kaley had a really fake-looking orange spray-tan, dark hair and really weird club clothes, she would look exactly like this London girl. I choose to interpret that as “Henry has a type.” He doesn’t go for “exotic”. He doesn’t go for tall models. He doesn’t go for tiny, petite woman-children. He goes for an athletic, healthy-looking build, average height and questionable fashion sense.

Anyway, this is just an FYI. Henry Cavill is out there, single and mingling. Be on the look out, TV Girls. Henry’s coming and he has NO GAME. And he will make you bring him coffee every morning.

PS… You know how Tom Cruise was circling the film version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. for the longest time but he ended up saying no? Henry Cavill has that part now. It fits. I kind of think Henry is our new Tom Cruise. And by that I just mean that everything just seems so damn awkward for him.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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